But we don't, so we won't. Why?
Because the Zombie Apocalypse is leaps and bounds more important than the science behind the endorphins you get when you go for a good run (or do any form of physical activity). It also provides better motivation to get in shape! Zombies don't run very fast, or so we're told, so you don't even have to be particularly good at running to survive when the zombies start trying to eat your brains. But keep in mind that other people are training for survival just the same as you. Arianna, one of our Happy People, let us in on her secret for running.
"I try to stay active so that when the apocalypse happens...I'll be able to out run people."
In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, we are assuming that the remaining survivors will eventually suffer from some form of depression. Just because the world is full of rotting corpses whose sole focus is to feast on your flesh doesn't mean you don't need to devote some time to yourself and your personal happiness! Stick it to the man, and find joy in the journey...that journey being through the rubble of your fallen town as you sprint towards safety, of course.
Melissa, another one of our Happy People, told us what she thinks about when she's practicing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
"Normally I think about how much I don't wanna die. Or sometimes I think about how I'm gonna have a super hawt body. And that I'm on top of the world. And if I'm upset, I run faster until I've conquered that demon!"
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse doesn't just mean running! If running isn't quite your style, you could practice biking away from zombies, jumping over injured zombies, swimming to safety - basically any activity can be turned into a survival skill!
Good luck, and we will see you on the other side.
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